Sometimes I miss America.
Sometimes I want to gorge myself on empty calories.
Sometimes I want I want to stab every single package of Spicy Soup Flavored Lays and Chicken Legs on the stores shelves with a steak knife until they turn into the artificially flavored sugary goodness that I recognize and am not scared to eat.
China would be much better if it would stop being China on Holidays and just act like America, like it should.
I kid... kind of.
Hope you all had a great Halloween and your pumpkins and mailboxes avoided getting demolished by teenage deviants with baseballs bats,