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I'd be glad to autograph something anyways for anyone out there though. Just mail me something to sign, along with a stamped return envelope, and 20 bucks for my time, and I'll try to make the time.
I feel like most American's have been on TV, in the newspaper, or something of the sort at least once. In the neighborhood that we live in, you're most likely to be on COPS. What's your fake "claim to fame"?
*You see this Interweb?! It's super wide!*
I found this in our local United SuperMarket. I was so excited I started doing a little mutant-banana-happy-dance on the spot.
*You see this Interweb?! It has TWO ends!!!*
In a giant bin that used to be full of bananas, this was one of two bananas left. HOW?! I can't imagine how many people must have seen the mutant banana and decided NOT to buy it! What is happening to the world?
As you can see, it was looking a little old when I got it, but I decided that just in case eating mutant bananas is anything like being exposed to radiation or getting dropped in a vat of toxic waste and creates super powers, I took a bite. It wasn't half bad. Just a little bit extra squooshy.
Still waiting on the super powers.
*It's almost two bananas, people!!! TWO BANANAS!!!*
I'll let you know.
Love you all,