Yeah. That's Spiderman AAaaaand a Sand Shark Trashcan. I'm angsting out right now.
There were a lot of other peoples going and long story short, I didn't want to (and didn't think anyone else would want us to) be sharing a room since we have this 10 month old who wakes up three (or 4..or 5..or maybe 6) times a night when we're traveling. So we are spending our national holiday in Hangzhou.
It's probably for the best actually. Lark went out and bought himself a new best friend and was insisting that we bring it with us on holiday.
Izzy: "Lark. That's a nice bush.."
Lark: "Bonsai. It's called a Bonsai. And it happens to be a tree. And his name is Mu Mu."
Izzy: "That's nice. You can't bring it to the island with us."
Lark: "But I need to water it everyday!"
Izzy: "Can't you just stick an upside down water bottle in it or something? I think I saw that on an infommercial once.."
Lark: "Infommercials can't be trusted and who will spritz down the leaves to keep them moist?"
Izzy: "Really? No."
Lark: "But I want to be it's frieeend!"
Apparently my husband needs more social contact. China seems to be having a Wilson/Cast Away-esque effect on him.
Just in case you didn't get that:
The baby looks happy enough, but for some reason I feel like this product skipped a couple rounds of consumer testing.
So, for you two people out there still reading my blog, what do you think the packaging says? (No fair if you actually read Chinese. Reading Chinese is cheating. Always. Remember that.)
"BoBo. For the babies that prefer choking to drowning. "
But one that's actually funny. Ready, set, GO!